The Queen's State of Paramaribo State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.843 billion Paramaribo Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The powerhouse Paramaribo Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,095 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 320,192 per year while the poor average 2,530, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Paramaribo State's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Paramaribo State is ranked 259,665^th in the world and 4^th in Paramaribo for Most Patriotic, with 1.3 flags saluted per person per day.